He has a weird hump on his shoulder because I'd just given him his sub-cu fluid. The poor mans earned his treat.
I'm not a misanthrope, I just crush a lot.
Crumple's pretty much always doing this.
I just like bringing a little sunshine into your days...
Yeah, I know the title is a triple pun. What of it? =)
Admittedly I'm scraping the boundaries of legibility with this one. For anyone interested here's the full legal text from panel 3:
Complete Indifference to Potential Dating
Be it known that I, the undersigned, having just left a long term relationship, voluntarily chooses to refrain from any romantic interpersonal entanglements for a period of a while. The undersigned has been hurt and needs time. Any advances of a sexual or romantic nature will not be reciprocated, e.g., flirting, prolonged eye contact, light touches to the knee, drunken late-night text messages, casual but seductive hair flips, premeditated tickle fights, over-emphatic laughter, back rub offers, et al. A special exception is withheld for ear lobes nibbles.
I'll just take one more look... No! It's just TOO MUCH!